The Lion King: Scene 7

ELEPHANT GRAVEYARD - HYENA SCENE

Simba: All right, it worked!
Simba: Wou, oeng flolä!

Nala: We lost 'im.
Nala: Pol tolatep oengat!

Simba: {Arrogantly} I... am a genius.
Simba: Oe lu ... tute atxanslusam.

Nala: Hey, Genius, it was my idea.
Nala: Hey, tute atxanslusam, tsaw lolu säfpìl oeyä.

Simba: Yeah, but I pulled it off.
Simba: Srane, slä ...

Nala: With me!
Nala: Oehu!

Simba: Oh yeah? ...Rrarr!

Nala: Ha. Pinned ya.

Simba: {Annoyed} Hey, lemme up.

Nala: Pinned ya again.

Simba: This is it. We made it.

Simba and Nala: Whoa!

Nala: It's really creepy.

Simba: Yeah... Isn't it great?

Nala: {Relishing her naughtiness} We could get in big trouble.

Simba: {Enjoying it also} I know, huh.

Nala: {Looking at the skull} I wonder if its brains are still in there.

Simba: {Walking towards the skull} There's only one way to know. Come on. Let's go check it out.

Zazu: The only checking out you will do will be to check out of here.

Simba: Aw, man.

Zazu: We're way beyond the boundary of the Pride Lands.

Simba: Huh. Look. Banana Beak is scared. Heh.

Zazu: {Poking Simba in the nose} That's Mr. Banana Beak to you, fuzzy. And right now we are all in very real danger.

Simba: Danger? Hah! I walk on the wild side. I laugh in the face of danger. Ha ha ha ha!

Shenzi: Well, well, well, Banzai. What have we got here?

Banzai: Hmm. I don't know, Shenzi. Uh... what do you think, Ed?

Ed: {Crazy laughter}

Banzai: Yeah, just what I was thinking. A trio of trespassers!

Zazu: And quite by accident, let me assure you. A simple navigational error. Eh heh heh...

Shenzi: Whoa, whoa, wait wait wait... I know you. You're Mufasa's little stooge.

Zazu: I, madam, am the king's majordomo.

Banzai: {Looking at Simba} And that would make you...?

Simba: The future king.

Shenzi: Do you know what we do to kings who step out of their kingdom?

Simba: Puh. You can't do anything to me.

Zazu: Uhh... technically, they can. We are on their land.

Simba: But Zazu, you told me they're nothing but slobbering mangy stupid poachers.

Zazu: {Aside, surreptitiously, to Simba} Ix-nay on the oopid-stay...

Banzai: Who you callin' "oopid-stay?!?"

Zazu: {Harried} My, my, my. Look at the sun. {starts to try to hasten the cubs away} It's time to go!

Shenzi: What's the hurry? We'd looove you to stick around for dinner.

Banzai: Yeaaaah! We could have whatever's... "lion" around! {In the background} Get it? Lion around! {laughs}

Shenzi: Oh wait, wait, wait. I got one, I got one. Make mine a "cub" sandwich. Whatcha think?

Shenzi: What? Ed? What is it?

Banzai: {Looking where Ed is pointing} Hey, did we order this dinner to go?

Shenzi: No. Why?

Banzai: 'Cause there it goes!

Nala: Did we lose 'em?

Simba: I think so. Where's Zazu?

Banzai: The little majordomo bird hippity-hopped all the way to the birdie-boiler. {He walks Zazu to the vent and stuffs him into it, plugging it up.}

Zazu: Oh no. Not the birdie-boiler. {It shoots him off in a puff of steam}

Simba: {Now near the hyenas} Hey! Why don't you pick on somebody your own size?

Shenzi: Like... you?

Simba: Oops.

Shenzi, Banzai, Ed: BOO! {laughter}

Nala: Simba!

Nala: Aaaaiee!

Shenzi: Look, boys! A king fit for a meal!

Banzai: {Entering the cave, taunting} Here, kitty, kitty, kitty.

Shenzi: Oo-hoo... that was it? Hah. Do it again... come on.

Shenzi, Banzai, Ed: Huh?!

Shenzi: Oh, please, please. Uncle. Uncle.
Banzai: Ow. Ow. Ow.

Mufasa: {Half roar} Silence!

Banzai: Oh, we're gonna shut up right now.

Shenzi: Calm down. We're really sorry.

Mufasa: If you ever come near my son again...

Shenzi: Oh this is... this is your son?!?

Banzai: Oh, your son?

Shenzi: Did you know that?

Banzai: No... me? I-I-I didn't know it. No. Did you?

Shenzi: No! Of course not.

Banzai: No.

Shenzi and Banzai: Ed?

Banzai: Toodles!

Simba: {Approaching his father} Dad, I...

Mufasa: You deliberately disobeyed me.

Simba: Dad, I'm... I'm sorry.

Mufasa: {Stern} Let's go home.

Nala: {Whispering} I thought you were very brave.