The Lion King: Scene 9

BE PREPARED SCENE

Banzai: Man, that lousy Mufasa! I won't be able to sit for a week!
Banzai: Wiya, kawnga Mufasa! Oe ke tsayun hiveyn kintrro!

Ed: {Laughs}
Banzai: It's not funny, Ed.
Banzai: Kea tìkin fte hivangham, ma Ed.

Ed: {Tries to stop laughing, but bursts out worse}
Banzai: Hey, shut up!
Banzai: Hey, tstu si ngeyä kxar!

Ed: {Can NOT stop laughing}
Shenzi: Will you knock it off!
Shenzi: Tìftang si nìtstunwi!

Banzai: Well, he started it!
Banzai: Tse, pol sngeykolä'i tsat!

Shenzi: Look at you guys. No wonder we're dangling at the bottom of the food chain.
Shenzi: Nìn mengati. Syuveri ke hek fwa pxoengal tok tsenget asyen.

Banzai: Man, I hate dangling.
Banzai: Oe ke lu syen.

Shenzi: Shyeah? You know, if it weren't for those lions, we'd be runnin' the joint.
Shenzi: Fpìl oel futa txo fayfalukanit ke fkeytilvok, pxoeng lilvu swey.

Banzai: Yeah. Man, I hate lions.
Banzai: Sran. Oh, oel ve'kì falukanit.

Shenzi: So pushy.
Shenzi: Pak, falukanit!

Banzai: And hairy.
Banzai: Lu foru nikre atxan.

Shenzi: And stinky.
Shenzi: Fol ngop fahewti.

Banzai: And man, are they...
Banzai: Ulte fo lu...

Shenzi and Banzai: Uuuugly! {laughter}
Shenzi and Banzai: Vääää'!

Scar: Oh, surely we lions are not all THAT bad.
Scar: Oh, oel omum futa frapalulukanit ke lu kawng fìtxan.

Banzai: Ohh. Oh, Scar, it's just you.
Banzai: Ohh, ma Scar, fìpo lu nga nì'aw.

Shenzi: We were afraid it was somebody important.
Shenzi: Pxoeng txopu soli tsa'ur a fìpo lu tuteo letsranten.

Banzai: Yeah, you know, like Mufasa.
Banzai: Sran, nga omum, tuteo na Mufasa.

Shenzi: Yeah.
Shenzi: Sran.

Scar: I see.
Scar: Oel tsea.

Banzai: Now that's power.
Banzai: Po lu txur.

Shenzi: Tell me about it. I just hear that name and I shudder.
Shenzi: Plltxe poteri. Oel stawm tsatstxot nì'aw ulte lu oeru tìwew mì tal.

Banzai: Mufasa.
Banzai: Mufasa

Shenzi: Ooooh. ... Do it again.
Shenzi: Ooooh. ... Liveyn.

Banzai: Mufasa.
Banzai: Mufasa.

Shenzi: Ooooh!
Shenzi: Ooooh!

Banzai: Mufasa. Mufasa! Mufasa!
Banzai: Mufasa. Mufasa! Mufasa!

Shenzi: ...Oooh! It tingles me.
Shenzi: ...Oooh! Tsaw fkxake.

Scar: I'm surrounded by idiots.
Scar: Lu pxeskxawng pxaw oe.

Banzai: Not you, Scar; I mean, you're one of us. I mean, you're our pal.
Banzai: Kehe, ma Scar, nga lu hapxìtu ayongeyä, ngal omum futa lu ayoeyä 'eylan.

Scar: Charmed.
Scar: Meuia oeru.

Shenzi: Ohh, I like that. He's not king, but he's still so proper.
Shenzi: Ohh, sunu oer tsaw. Po ke lu eyktan, slä lu poru ayfya'o eyktanä.

Banzai: Yeah. Hey, hey. Did ya bring us anything to eat, Scar, old buddy, old pal? Huh? Did-ya-did-ya-did-ya?
Banzai: Sran. Hey, hey. Srake ngal mìmunge syuveot pxoeru? Ma Scar, pxoeyä 'eylan akoak? Huh? munge-nga, munge-nga?

Scar: I don't think you really deserve this. I practically gift-wrapped those cubs for you. And you couldn't even dispose of them.
Scar: Fì'uri ke fpìl oel futa pxenga lu pxan. Oel molunge tsamefalukantsyìpit eo pxengeyä ontu ulte pxenga ke tsivun 'ivaku mefot.

Shenzi: Well, ya know. It wasn't exactly like they was alone, Scar.
Shenzi: Ngal omum futa txo mefo livu nì'awtu, pxoe tsakem silvi nìfya'o alahe.

Banzai: Yeah. What are we supposed to do-- kill Mufasa?
Banzai: Sran. Sweylu fwa pxoe pehem soli? Srake tspivang Mufasat?

Scar: Precisely.
Scar: Fì'u, sran.

Scar: I never thought hyenas essential.
Scar:
They're crude and unspeakably plain.
'
But maybe they've a glimmer of potential
'
If allied to my vision and brain.
'

Scar: I know that your powers of retention
Scar:
Are as wet as a warthog's backside
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But thick as you are, pay attention
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My words are a matter of pride
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It's clear from your vacant expressions
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The lights are not all on upstairs
'

Scar: But we're talking kings and successions
Scar:
Even you can't be caught unawares
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Scar: So prepare for a chance of a lifetime
Scar:
Be prepared for sensational news
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A shining new era
'
Is tiptoeing nearer
'

Shenzi: And where do we feature?
Shenzi:
Scar: Just listen to teacher
Scar: Tìng mikyun karyur nì'aw

Scar: I know it sounds sordid
Scar:
But you'll be rewarded
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When at last I am given my dues
'
And injustice deliciously squared
'
Be prepared!
Livu hawnawl!

Banzai: Yeah, Be prepared. Yeah-heh... we'll be prepared, heh. ...For what?
Banzai: Sran, Livu alaksi. Sra-srane... Ayoe layu alaksi, heh. ...Peufpi?
Scar: For the death of the king.
Scar:
Banzai: Why? Is he sick?
Banzai: Pelun? Srake po lu spxin?

Scar: No, fool - we're going to kill him. Simba too.
Scar:

Shenzi: Great idea! Who needs a king?
Shenzi:
Shenzi (and then Banzai): No king! No king! la-la-la-la-laa-laa!
Shenzi (and then Banzai): Kea eyktan! Kea eyktan! la-la-la-la-laa-laa!
Scar: Idiots! There will be a king!
Scar: Ayskxawng! Layu eyktan!

Banzai: Hey, but you said, uh...
Banzai:
Scar: I will be king! ...Stick with me, and you'll never go hungry again!
Scar:
Shenzi and Banzai: Yaay! All right! Long live the king!
Shenzi and Banzai:

All Hyenas: Long live the king! Long live the king!
All Hyenas:

Hyenas: It's great that we'll soon be connected.
Hyenas:
With a king who'll be all-time adored.
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Scar: Of course, quid pro quo, you're expected
Scar:
To take certain duties on board
'

Scar: The future is littered with prizes
Scar:
And though I'm the main addressee
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The point that I must emphasize is
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You won't get a sniff without me!
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Scar: So prepare for the coup of the century
Scar:
(Oooh!)
Be prepared for the murkiest scam
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(Oooh... La! La! La!)
Meticulous planning
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(We'll have food!)
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Tenacity spanning
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(Lots of food)
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Decades of denial
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(We repeat)
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Is simply why I'll
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(Endless meat)
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Be king undisputed
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(Aaaaaaah...)
Respected, saluted
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(...aaaaaaah...)
And seen for the wonder I am
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(...aaaaaaah!)
Yes, my teeth and ambitions are bared
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(Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo)
Be prepared!
Livu alaksi!
All (Even Ed): Yes, our teeth and ambitions are bared -
All (Even Ed):
Be prepared!
Livu alaksi!